Sporty Bugger Gifts

'Go check on Chad. He either tore some ligaments, or his 48-hour life span just ended.'

Football Fans

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Rugby Player

Curling Rocks!

Javelin

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Neighbours playing tennis over the garden wall.

Tennis Doubles

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

"I've just bought some water skis. Now I've just got to find a lake with a slope!"

Track & Field & Stream Magazine

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

"It's a great idea for a game, but maybe we should be using something other than a rock."

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Forget the golf. I just got a nibble!'

'I'll concede that, boss.'

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.

Cricketer catching a ball with his hat.

'Can't we just toss another coin?.'

"I know nothing about yoga. I just like the pants."

'I don't think you actually like sports.'

Air bags.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."