Gag Chaser Gifts

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

Snowprov

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The Salesman

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Mohamed Salah

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Men can show their emotions!

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'If the universe and everything in it is expanding, how come our budget gets shrunk all the time?'

Bucket List

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

Professional football.

Success

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Toe-Tickling Machine

'My first drink since my accident.'

Man chasing carrot.

Sergio Aguero

Dentist Suction

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

'How much did you say your name was?'

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Outhouse on Cliff.

Violin Ghost

"Wow! I can feel it tingle so it must be getting rid of my dandruff!"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

Football Exhaustion