Gag Lovers Gifts

'He'll not be writing any more quick-fire gags now he's crawling along at that speed, eh, Ern?'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

'YAY! PATE!'

Comedy School: 'Please knocky nicky nooo!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Great, the skeletons of all the other cartoon characters who were here before us.

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

Fuzz - Max expresses pain.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'My first drink since my accident.'

The Fart Side

Cartoonist Checkups

"Is it working?"

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Methane Happens.'