Silent Gag Aficionado Pillows

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"I find it disturbing when you breathe through your nose."

Trappist talk show.

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Is it working?"

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

'We need to talk.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

"Surprise!"

Tools for fools; A panel saw made of sponge rubber.

"He's counted backwards by fives, he's named all fifty states plus their capitals. I'm telling you, the tank's out of anesthesia."

Wordplay: Gauntlet.

'Next up on No Talk Radio, the Marcel Marceau Miming Hour.'

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

The Bean Guard.

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

Captain Pointy No.55 - Inflatable fright pants

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'Fine, I'll tip you, just let me out!'

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.

'He can't help being a mime -- he was sentenced to 500 hours of community service.'

"Nice hairball ringtone!"

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."