Sight Gag Admirer Gifts

"It's the deep end."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Love is Blind.

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

Mediterranean Martini

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"You know, Larry, you really don't have to carry that thing around to tell "knock-knock" jokes."

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Don't mind me - finish the gag."

Armadillo playing accordion.

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"It's from my Swiss account."

"Surprise!"

'True but only in practice, not in principle.'

Underwater campfire.

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Porcupine exiting water has skewered fish.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

'It was the last time Colin would buy anything on the internet.'

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

A bodiless head sits and eats dinner, while the headless body has a sign which reads 'Out to lunch back at 1:00'

'M' sign on mens toilet has swung upside down.

"I can tell you're upset."

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

Why the long face, Al? I guess I was just in the mood for a cheap sight gag.

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'That's the worst case of eye strain I have ever seen'

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

'On the other hand, I really don't do that much reading.'

"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."