Garden Gag Appreciator Gifts

'Oh gross, manure.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Taking it easy

Comicron

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

The magic of April Fools' morning.

Mediterranean Martini

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Suburban street.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

"I think our way is more elegant!"

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

'Isn't that cute?'

"Live life with enthusiasm. Be attentive and eager to please! Sleep only at night! ...and never scratch the furniture!"

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

'This milk smells funny.'

Two Men in a Garden Admire the View.

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.

'It's very 'chocolate box cover' here, isn't it?'