Garden Gag Appreciator Pillows

'Oh gross, manure.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Taking it easy

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Comicron

Mantis Love

Nature Lovers

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

'Hey, mac, is this your idea of glasnost?'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Mediterranean Martini

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'I'd invite you in but there's no room.'

Suburban street.

"You must see someone about your problem."

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"I think our way is more elegant!"

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

'I love this time of year...the way the plastic bags flutter in the breeze.'

'This milk smells funny.'

'You're really not in control of yourself!'

'Isn't that cute?'

Two Men in a Garden Admire the View.

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Yes of course he can borrow my lawn mower just as long as he only uses it in my garden...'

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

'It's very 'chocolate box cover' here, isn't it?'

Need Three More Singers

Birthday at the Urinal Cakes Factory.