Government Gag Appreciator Pillows

"It can cut through anything ... well, almost anything. There still is governmental red tape."

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

Mediterranean Martini

"...but, seriously..."

'This is for the V.A.T.- the Vicar's Autumn Treat!'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Odds 'n Ends/Odd 'n's

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Is it working?"

Armadillo playing accordion.

'The government is DETERMINED to get rid of the 'target culture'...in fact we've committed to reducing targets by 68^ across 75% of the 76 most target driven departments within 96 days!'

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"Have you got it in beige?"

"It's from my Swiss account."

"It's the deep end."

IRS: 'Ours and Theirs.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Oh gross, manure.'

A woman dips her feet into a pond.

"Oh my god! I'm not wearing clean underwear."

if we suspect a terrorist attack we're to invade the applethwaites at no 57

National Union of Contortionists: We vote with our feet

'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"Our perks and massively generous pensions don't sit comfortably with my conscience...sacrifices will have to be made!"

Civil & Uncivil Servants.

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I can't find the 'any' key...'

'Local council approved mugger. Beware of frauds.'

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it will never get through congress."

Black Widow's husband.

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

FEMA: 'You think he even knows it's empty?'