Government Critique Appreciator Pillows

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

if we suspect a terrorist attack we're to invade the applethwaites at no 57

FEMA: 'You think he even knows it's empty?'

"Good boy."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

DUNVOTIN

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

US Capitol Building Toppled

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

Final words on gravestones.

Pirate eye test

social services cuts

The Emperor's New Clothes

Alms Bank

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Committee on Deficit Spending and Positive Spinning.

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

Facelook

'What's that funny smell?'

'Opponents of democracy, such as Chavez and Putin, want unlimited executive power and limits on the media.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

"If voter malaise turns into apathy, no one would notice if the Supreme Court Vacancy never gets filled."

Democracy Bleeds

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

King Trump