Eu Critique Appreciator Pillows

'I lost my faith in European politicians' common sense.'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Final words on gravestones.

Pirate eye test

I Pagliacci

"I speak Latin, you know."

Alms Bank

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

'What's that funny smell?'

Big business is not evil

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"...but, seriously..."

"We pay the living dead wage."

Nigel Farage Eats the EU

Smile??? I'm pregnant.

My horse for a kingdom.

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

The MP for the 19th century speaketh. . .

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

"I just love your use of lying"

Gonna Suck

Y2K Solutions Inc.

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

Mary McCarthy.

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

"I'd remind you not to fly too close to the sun, but no one's ever accused you of aiming too high, have they?"

Actually, calling me one-dimensional isn't much of an insult

"Mind if I thump it? I'm a Bible-thumper."