It Support Appreciator Prints

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Computer Room.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"You've changed."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'Imagine if it was this simple to upgrade our staff.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

"My kid could do that."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

Computer Mouse gets Torn Off.

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'The staff are healthy enough, it's the computers that keep getting a virus!'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

Explosion - "About the computer, try to remember the last three keys you pressed."

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"And in this room, we have the copy machine, printer, and shredder."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

After the upgrade, crashes were far less frequent and seldom fatal.