Air Con Appreciator Pillows

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"My kid could do that."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

Great Urban Sprawl

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Think Positive!

'Can I come in for a bit? It's flipping freezing out here!'

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

A snowman enjoys the aircon

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

A toaster plays fetch

"Life was a LOT easier before AI and the 'Internet of things'!"

"...and this is my better half...!"

Subtitle: Woof.

"I like it when it's just you and me flying. When we're with the other crows, it's murder!"

Royal Flush

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

Fussbudget 1989

Man! Talk about poker faces.