Refrigeration Expert Gifts

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Blend Schools

Entertainment systems

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

Home Heating Oil

"It may be called a 'Butterball', but you still can't throw it at your sister!"

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Oil on Mars.

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

Let the profit-making begin!

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

'I think I've found our overload.'

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

'This is my supply chain.'

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

Dept.of energy.

Expert and Ex-Pert

Impossible to stop Global Warming.

'Tv dinner'