Refrigeration Gifts

Spoiled Milk

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'When are you going to get that reefer unit repaired?'

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Blend Schools

Entertainment systems

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

Noah's fridge

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

Global Warming.

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'

'A salesman dropped by today. Boy, was he a fast talker.'

'Just chillin'. What are you up to?'

Satan ordering man out of fridge.