Refrigeration Gifts

"Great. The freezer's broken. Now what?"

Inside the freezer. I can't wait to get warmed up in the microwave! Bean and Cheese. Ice. He's a "Brrr-ito"! Ice Cream Vanilla.

Spoiled Milk

'Maybe I shouldn't put 'instant cooling' on maximum.'

Penguin emerges from freezer. Man says: 'This freezer needs defrosting.'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'When are you going to get that reefer unit repaired?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Blend Schools

Entertainment systems

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Noah's fridge

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'The light stays on after I shut the door.'

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- we clean out refrigerators door-to-door....'

Global Warming.

'She just has a head cold - Try keeping her nose out of the fridge for a few days!'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

'My Dad thinks he's so cool.'

'Strangely it's a wi-fi hotspot.'

'Well,there's why your refrigerator's having temperature problems ma'am. The door's got a badly worn seal.'

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

"Of course there's a penguin in your fridge. Now you b*****ds have destroyed my habitat with global warming, I have to live somewhere."

'We don't have energy-efficient appliances but the food in the 'fridge has gone green.'