Irrigation Gifts

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Vineyard

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'He likes to power nap.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Support group for sheep.

Night-time halo

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

View to the Future

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Raptures

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."