Irrigation T-Shirts

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

The Jeopardy of Progress

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

The Vineyard

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'He likes to power nap.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Dog Nightmares

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Night-time halo

View to the Future

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Support group for sheep.

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

'Oh Hi!'

Raptures