Watering Gifts

Controlling the hose

Pipe Dream.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

A Hole in the Dike

Watering Money

Neptune

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Watering the garden in the rain.

Hydration

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

"I'm addicted to water."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

Water: the first medicine

Row vs. Wade

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

The Hudson River School of Art.

"Your water, sir."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."