Watering Gifts

Controlling the hose

Pipe Dream.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

A Hole in the Dike

Watering Money

Neptune

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Couple using thier new garden hose in the rain

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Watering the garden in the rain.

'Tough day at the office! Somebody broke the water cooler!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Hydration

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"I'm addicted to water."

'It just got ugly. Ed from I.T. drank the entire water cooler and he wasn't even thirsty!'

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

Things always look worse at 3 'clock in the morning.

"It has come to my attention, Collins, that you are hydrating on company time."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'Do you have bottled spring water?'

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Water: the first medicine

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Row vs. Wade

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"Feel free to hydrate during my presentation."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."