Water Dowsing Enthusiast Gifts

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'You can't come in here with that.'

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Walking the Plank.

A family playing in the sea

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Children playing around a water pump

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Freddie's water

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

"I'm feeling generous."