Dowsing Devotees Gifts

Candidates for Water Divining

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

'You can't come in here with that.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Ready...."

'These drinks have been watered down.'

'Used to be 'Rock around the Clock', now is it 'Limp Around the Block'?'

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

Bismark Ballet School

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

Those four microwave dings you just heard indicate that dinner is ready, Lance. Hop to it! Unlike some individuals I know, I am not one of Pavlov's wolverines.

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

The Water Diviner

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1

'Yes! I can tell you why these two shouldn't be married. They stole those outfits from my formal wear store!'

Is clutter necessary?

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

DMV - Enter Here

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

Clowns working to repair clown car on roadside.

Unusual Dip Warning

Doris always made a big impact in the swimwear section of the beauty contest

Three Little Maids from school

Early morning sun

Man's contortions hurt his back.

Dowser and Beer

'He specializes in funny bones.'

The Flash Mob

A sudden change of weather can cause havoc at sporting events.

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