Dose Devotees Gifts

"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

Be Healthy

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Old-fashioned computer

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Ohm sweet Ohm

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Well that's me detoxed!

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

DMV - Enter Here

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

"Let's have a detox binge!!"

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"Here's ten dollars off the books, Mrs. Gregory. It's our way of reestablishing customer confidence."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'