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"If you're happy and you know it, stick with your dosage."

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'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Old-fashioned computer

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Ohm sweet Ohm

Well that's me detoxed!

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The next step in human evolution was homophilanthropist.

'The problems with charities is that they are always needing donations.'

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

DMV - Enter Here

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"Why weren't we warned of this in D.A.R.E.?"

"Let's have a detox binge!!"

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"Here's ten dollars off the books, Mrs. Gregory. It's our way of reestablishing customer confidence."

'Hmmm... I'm not sure... What's the best blend for a coffee enema?'

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'