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Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Thomas Hardy

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"Bonk!"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'What a control freak!'

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."