Dimensions Devotee Gifts

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Thomas Hardy

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Bonk!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

The Blob's Blog.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'What a control freak!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

One book... One book... One book...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Dear Diary

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."