Doctrine Devotee Gifts

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Bonk!"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

2016 election squabbles!

Worst decision of all time, cont'd.

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'What a control freak!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"We are pretty confident that the outcomes from Brexit will be either good or bad or something else."

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

"Don't forget - I was manipulating the will of the people before manipulating the will of the people was cool."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Samuel Johnson

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'The larrikin was shirty because his crowdy wasn't flyless.'

'I don't like what you've done to my yala sign.'

News of the Day - Conciliatory attitude of those who called themselves 'Moderate Party'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Thesaurus Editor, Overseer, Corrector, Improver, Modifier.