Diction Devotee Gifts

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Television Readers.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

"Spoiler alert...Z."

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

The Blob's Blog.

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'What a control freak!'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Samuel Johnson

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"