Dictionary Devotees Gifts

Net Etiquette

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

"Where are you guys going?" "We’re out of here!" "It’s October 28th!" "The new team are running late. We need you to stay until February 2025!" "But I’m tired!!" "How do we know they won’t bail on us again?"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

'Your proposal sounds interesting. Can you send me a written proposal? I cannot reread a phone call.'

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"Spoiler alert...Z."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Audacity, noun. Unrestrained impudence. Impudence... Impudence... Impudent, adjective. Marked by impertinent disrespect. Impertinent... Impertinent..."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Thesaurus Publishing: Push, Shove, Thrust, Nudge.

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Samuel Johnson