Dogma Devotee Gifts

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

John Venn Speaks...' Just don't include me in an of those diagrams, if you don't mind.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

The Hug

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'What a control freak!'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Religion, This End Up

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

'It was a split decision.'

Night of the Living Well-Read