Dharma Devotee Gifts

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

Modern Major General

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Shakespeare Street

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Starvation Watching

"Hoarder."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Two Daleks fighting

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'What a control freak!'

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

Gore Vidal

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Bertolt Brecht

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Fan club

Julianne Moore,

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

"A Doctor? Here's a doctor ! And he's a damn'd fine one at that!!!"

Captain