Dogma Enthusiast Gifts

Dogma

"Torture in Hell awaits those who question God's love!"

"Good boy."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

American Venn diagram

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Gold versus Knowledge

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'Let me remind you that any advice you receive is protected by copyright and I retain all rights therein.'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Iraq and the road ahead...

Election Fatigue?

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'