Dogma Challenger Gifts

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"If I behaved like your god, I'd be arrested."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Confusionism'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Religion, This End Up

Business men line up at the police station

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'Would it be more economical for them to develop their own comparable product, or steal the competition's formulae and fight it out in the courts?'

'Yeah, I'm an atheist - and a damn good one.'

"Before I say anything, I'd like to have my friend, who wants to be a lawyer when he grows up, present"

Medieval Patent Office

Election

"My paper will revolutionise our perception of core scientific principles..."

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

Dangerous ideas

Small media against information monopolies

'Jack has two apples and three apples. That adds up to six.'

In and Out Tray

'That's an innovative idea...but we would never consider it. It hasn't been done before.'

"That 'Love thy neighbor' part, does that include cats?"

"No point going to sleep now."

Dogma

No New Thoughts

"I imagine the men who wrote the Bible giggled every time they wrote 'I am the lord'."