Doctrine Challenger Gifts

Prison clergyman escapes, tossing away his collar.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Heel! Pass it on."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

'Confusionism'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

John Newman

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'