Direction Challenger Gifts

"You and your no asking for directions!"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Disinformation booth.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Lost around a military base.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"Heel! Pass it on."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Desert Roundabout

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'Let me look at that map...'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"