Directionally Challenged Gifts

Location sign: You are Here. You thought you were here. You should be here.

'Soon you will be here. . .'

'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'

You are here...

You are here.

Where are you? Find Out! $1.00.

'I think we may have flown too far south.'

'Go on,admit it - you're lost aren't you?'

"Face it - we're lost."

'Let me look at that map...'

"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"

'City map' You are here, but wanted to be over here

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

You were there.

Wrong way.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

You are here.

'Seriously? This is exactly why you shouldn't be in charge of the map. Not only are we hopelessly lost, we're not even on the dog. We're on the cat!'

'Well, that's just great, we're lost...but will Mr. Macho stop and ask for directions? Ohhh, no!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'So, none of us know which way is south! Knowing that, you'd think one of you nerds would've brought a compass!'

''The GPS told me to' is no excuse.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Desert Roundabout

'This must be where the streets have no name.'

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS!'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'You are here' sign/ man getting squashed by an 'x'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'