Directionally Challenged Athlete Gifts

Never get lost again! Introducing the Track Mapper - a navigation device for directionally challenged runners.

'I walk 5 miles everyday to keep fit... Now I don't know where I am!'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Disinformation booth.

Lost around a military base.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Desert Roundabout

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Let me look at that map...'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Right way

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"