Directionally Challenged Runner Gifts

Compass on Trainers

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Disinformation booth.

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Island of Lost Guys.

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Desert Roundabout

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'Let me look at that map...'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Right way