Directionally Challenged Runner Pillows

Compass on Trainers

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Island of Lost Guys.

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Desert Roundabout

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Let me look at that map...'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Right way

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"