Directionally Challenged Explorer Gifts

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Cards for my G.P.S.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

Confusing directions,

'OK, let's try it again. This time without the GPS.'

Man on island with a direction board

Line, area and volume

"According to this we're in heaven."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I take it you're lost."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

British Commuter - Suspitions are raised......

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

Highway Exit. . . You Missed It.

"You are here"

The fate of the emigrant

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"