Directionally Challenged Navigators Gifts

"According to this map, I don't have a clue where we are."

Island of Lost Guys.

'Now, will you stop and ask directions?'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Disinformation booth.

Lost around a military base.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Desert Roundabout

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Let me look at that map...'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

Right way