Directionally Challenged Navigator Gifts

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Beehive Directions

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"We're not lost. Here's a map of the human genome."

"Temperate zone - boy am I lost."

'Look, you can't have it both ways!'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Nowheresville...no-where-near-nowheresville.

Noah's brother Phill, doomed them all when he got lost.

Confusing Road Signs: Next 250 MI

"He's bad at directions!"

"Recalculating?? Just admit you're lost."

"No, I said, 'You turn here', not, 'U-Turn here'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Island of Lost Guys.

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"