Directionally Challenged Navigator Gifts

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Beehive Directions

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

"We're not lost. Here's a map of the human genome."

"Temperate zone - boy am I lost."

'Look, you can't have it both ways!'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Nowheresville...no-where-near-nowheresville.

Noah's brother Phill, doomed them all when he got lost.

Confusing Road Signs: Next 250 MI

"He's bad at directions!"

"Recalculating?? Just admit you're lost."

"No, I said, 'You turn here', not, 'U-Turn here'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Lost around a military base.

Disinformation booth.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Island of Lost Guys.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.