Directionally Challenged Mugs

Location sign: You are Here. You thought you were here. You should be here.

'Soon you will be here. . .'

'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'

You are here...

Where are you? Find Out! $1.00.

You are here.

"Face it - we're lost."

'Let me look at that map...'

"I don't tell you how to do your job—don't tell me how to do mine!"

'City map' You are here, but wanted to be over here

You were there.

'Well, I think we're finally unlost. This place looks familiar.' 'I imagine it does. We've been here twice in the last 20 minutes. Maybe we should just give up, park the car, and live here.'

Wrong way.

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

'So, none of us know which way is south! Knowing that, you'd think one of you nerds would've brought a compass!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Well, that's just great, we're lost...but will Mr. Macho stop and ask for directions? Ohhh, no!'

'Seriously? This is exactly why you shouldn't be in charge of the map. Not only are we hopelessly lost, we're not even on the dog. We're on the cat!'

''The GPS told me to' is no excuse.'

You are here.

Desert Roundabout

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS!'

'You are here' sign/ man getting squashed by an 'x'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"Oh, bugger!"