Direction Challenger Mugs

"You and your no asking for directions!"

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Disinformation booth.

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"Heel! Pass it on."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'So much for your internal compass.'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Desert Roundabout

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'Let me look at that map...'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"