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Prison clergyman escapes, tossing away his collar.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

"Heel! Pass it on."

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'I've got it written down...'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'Confusionism'

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

John Newman

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'

"Thanks, I'll write that down."

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'It's the half-empty bag of cookies from the back of the pantry. Should I tell them you'll call back?'

'How come you keep forgetting when it's your round?'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.