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Dogma

"Torture in Hell awaits those who question God's love!"

"Good boy."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"At least we agree to disagree."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

American Venn diagram

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Gold versus Knowledge

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Election Fatigue?

Iraq and the road ahead...

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."