Divine Rule Enthusiast Gifts

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"Mind if I tweak it?"

God red cards Adam and Eve.

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

"No Bald Games"

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

'Sorry...it just slipped !'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

'Any chance of a plea bargain?'

The truth about crop circles

'Excuse me, sirs, I think the penalty is enforced from the succeeding spot.'

'He likes to keep strict control.'