Divine Rights Enthusiast Gifts

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

After Roe v. Wade, a Class Divide Between Abortion Haves and Havenots

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Really Good Careers: An Equal Opportunity Employer

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"When do I get my phone call"

"International Women's Day... When do men get their day?"

David Blunkett

Liz Ripple All-Girl band - an equal opportunity employer.

Equal rights for all

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

If it weren't for the Second, we wouldn't need to plea the Fifth.

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'Free will? -- I think they need more structure than that.'

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'

Human Rights and Human Wrongs.

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

Dalai Lama.

"I don't like to complain, but he should've created some jobs, too."

"I've half a mind to complain."

"Why don't the women's movement and the men's movement get together and form a women-and-men's movement?"

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'Sorry...it just slipped !'

All Refugees Apply Here For Entry Visa

"It's become a love/hate relationship."

'As soon as China improves human rights we should be able to get some at hafl price...'

The Personal is Practical

Chinese political freedom.