God's Rules Enthusiast Gifts

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Mam? What's love juice?"

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

'Out. How come?' - 'Off side.'

'... Because it's the law! That's why!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Welcome to the building, Mrs. Bergdorf. We'd like to go over the condo's rules with you."

'-and remember,under any circumstances, NO extra time!'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"No Bald Games"

"It may not be a balk, but it's something."

'Stan, wait!... Wrong game!'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'Oh for Pete's sake. This ain't nuclear science, gentlemen. I'll read it one more time, but pay attention... 'the infield fly rule is in effect if there is less than two outs and runners on first and second'...'

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

Guest Houses.

'That does it... Now I'm definitely going to become a lawyer.'

Penalty! Fifteen yards for a block in the back.

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'Oh, that place...? we shut that down AGES ago!'

'Have you hammered out the new rule book yet?'

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

Football foul (red card).

'Great, you can start Monday.. remember, NO BLUE JEANS.'

Being a stickler for rules, Howard refuses to act until his motion has been seconded.

'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'

"I pulled my mask down for five seconds to sip coffee."

'Remember, no hitting below the belt.'