Divine Rule Follower Gifts

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

God and His Copilot.

Angel with speed camera.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"Mind if I tweak it?"

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

God red cards Adam and Eve.

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'