Angelic Rule Follower Gifts

'Okay, buddy, where's the fire?'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Angel with speed camera.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"It's the appendix to the Ten Commandments: The Ten Ultimatums."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'