Divine Rule-breaker Gifts

God red cards Adam and Eve.

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Stop with this mathematics dictatorship."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

No early morning tea past this landing

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

Lab safety Rule No. 1