Divine Directive Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, actually, they are written in stone."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

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'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'We were hoping You'd just say 'Be fruitful and multiply' again.'

'And He sayeth unto me, 'Behold this second set of my commandments, rendered in stone, large-print edition...''

"No! You cannot have your lawyer look over them first!"

God and His Copilot.

"That's not what I said."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

The Water Diviner

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'No offense, but some of these sound a little PREACHY.'

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

'And don´t return until you find the shameless who took the tablet with the seventh commandment'

Heaven - "You are here" sign.

'According to this, you're out of compliance with EVERYTHING!'

'Sorry...it just slipped !'

"It's become a love/hate relationship."

'Oh, here we go. Thanks!'

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

'Oh-oh - Behavior modification!'

"I'm back here, that�s just a storm cloud!"

'It's true! He does move in mysterious ways.'

"This is Jesus - he says he's God´s interim manager."

God and Other Odd Jobs

"And this time--no ark!"